Its got to change everything, and be able to grow the greatest beard of all time.
Gathering the ingredients can be messy. Especially the unicorn tears. Place them into a test-tube.
Place your thumb over the top and shake vigorously for approximately 15 seconds. Wear goggles, you don’t want that s**t in your eye.
A man who some believe invented twerking. Ask him, he’ll show you.
That dude is fucking crazy..
I touched him once and after that drugs were just boring.
It was a special kind of love, I will never be the same.
I'm still waiting for my spank.
Start the night off right
Let him shower you in his greatness
#Fenomeno #Carnival #friends #having #a #good #time
Kamikaze shots for all! Naked Thobbi for all women doing shots!
If you’re still conscious at this point, your obviously not Tony!
The annual #littleiceland St. Grimurs Day Orgy!